Relying on Gravity: Welcome to ‘Skintight,’ a New Column

Relying on Gravity: Welcome to ‘Skintight,’ a New Column

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Relying on Gravity: Welcome to ‘Skintight,’ a New Column

(Sung to “Defying Gravity,” with apologies to Stephen Schwartz.) Something has changed within me Some parts are getting tight I’m through with tiny buttons Give me sweatpants day or night. Too late for second-guessing Too late to go back to sleep It’s time to trust the methotrexate Twice a day, it ain’t cheap. It’s time to try to rely on gravity No time to cry, I’m relying on gravity I think I’ll try relying on…

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